A-OK FLOPS Tee

Trillions per second. Mostly this.

Compute is measured in FLOPS: floating-point operations per second.

Our ape measured it another way.

The FLOPS Tee catches our Apes on Keys operator in mid-air above a skateboard built from a graphics card: circuit-board deck, two red cooling fans, cream wheels. A-OK cap and red headphones on. Arms out. Eyes wide. The board is going one way and the ape is going another. Landing pending.

Gritty photocopied skate-zine linework, with FLOPS in cut-out ransom-note letters. For anyone who has thrown a lot of compute at a problem and still met the pavement.

High throughput. Low landing rate. A-OK.

• Airborne ape, graphics-card skateboard and FLOPS lettering, printed about 11 inches wide, centered on the chest.
• Black, cream, tan and red artwork; on Black, the black ink prints in bone cream.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt.
• Catalog colorways: Red, Yellow, Green, Black and White.