A-OK Infinite Monkeys Tee

Infinite apes. Infinite keys. One Hamlet.

Give enough monkeys enough typewriters and one of them eventually types Hamlet.

That was a thought experiment. Now it's a business model.

The Infinite Monkeys Tee takes the infinite monkey theorem, the old ancestor of the language model, and prints it the only honest way: as a pattern that really does go on forever. A-OK apes at the keys, repeating edge to edge. Nobody has finished the play yet. Output remains under review.

For people who believe the right answer is in there somewhere, given enough attempts.

More monkeys. Same odds. A-OK.

• All-over print covering the whole tee edge to edge: front, back and sleeves.
• Typing-ape pattern that repeats about every 18 inches.
• One colourway: the pattern itself. No printed words.
• All-over print men's cotton crew neck T-shirt.